- keep an eye out for small gems on the ground. a single ruby found on a restaurant floor can cover the cost of the entire date
- if things get a little hot n’ heavy, hold your arms out at right angles & spin around on the spot to re-establish personal space
- there’s nothing says you have to eat the after dinner mint at the restaurant. save it up for next time you actually WANT a mint
- white people: this is SO spicy
- me: it's water
if you’re aware that many homosexual couples can procreate without problems and you know it clap your hands
if you’re aware that being in a homosexual relationship doesn’t define your sexuality as homosexual and you know it clap your hands!
if you’re sick of bi and trans erasure in the queer community and you really want to show it clap your hands